IT GETS FUNNIER.
parents: are you sure you are queer?
me: crystal queer.
YES EXCELLENT
Casual reminder that you are the most important thing in your life.
You are top priority.
Nothing comes before you and your self care.
You are allowed to be self interested.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.
Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.